Friday, April 8, 2011

Barack Obama – Let Them Eat Cake



Speaking at a foreign-owned wind turbine plant in Pennsylvania yesterday, President Obama showed once again how sympathetic he is to the plight of Americans who are struggling with incredibly high gas prices:
“If you’re complaining about the price of gas and you’re only getting 8 miles a gallon, you know,” Obama said laughingly. “You might want to think about a trade-in.”
Hahaha, eat shit America!
After his comments, Obama jumped into his 2 mpg chauffeured limo, which took him to Air Force 1 where he was dropped off at a golf course so he could play his 250th round as President. After that, he was picked up by his limo, scooted off to Air Force 1 where he and Michelle flew to Chicago for a date night.
In other words, relax, Obama feels your pain.
Answering the question “are gas prices going to come down any time soon?” Obama had this to say:
“I’m just going to be honest with you. There’s not much we can do next week or two weeks from now…”
He certainly seems content considering he’s so ineffectual.
Obama says there’s not much he can do, but really all he has to do is consult with Hillary Clinton, after all, while running for the candidacy of the donks in 08 her husband Bill said she had the solution to skyrocketing gas prices:
When the world hears her commitment at her inauguration about ending American dependence on foreign fuel, Clinton says, oil-pumping countries will lower prices to stifle America’s incentive to develop alternative energy.
“I predict to you, the oil-producing countries will drop the price of oil,” Clinton said, speaking at the Manchester YWCA. “They will once again assume, once the cost pressure is off, Americans and our political process will recede.”
Poof – oil prices fall.
The magic negro obviously does not have the same power as the magic feminist. Perhaps if they can combine their magic Marxist powers gas prices will tumble.

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