Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I bought on Ebay.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat. 

Try one the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DMV.  It saved me 5 hours there. 

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's.  The whole crew ran out the back and I never got my order.

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