Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Homer: Just give me my gun!



Homer: Just give me my gun! 
Wiseguy: Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to run a background check. 
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now! Oh, I'd kill you if I had my gun. 
Wiseguy: Yeah, well, you don't.   ~  The Simpsons, "The Cartridge Family"

George Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British - he shot them.  ~  Second Amendment


There are no good guns. There are no bad guns. Any gun in the hands of a bad man is a bad thing. Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody — except bad people... ~  Charlton Heston

God created men. Colonel Colt made them equal.  ~  Old frontier saying

You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.   ~  "Blondie" in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 

The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's goodbye to the Bill of Rights.    ~  H.L. Mencken

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? .    ~  Arms dealer Yuri Orlov 

Any politico who's afraid of his constituents being armed, should be.    ~  L. Neil Smith


When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away

An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

If you don’t know your Rights you don’t have any.

Those who trade Liberty for security have neither.

The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

Guns only have two enemies: rust and Liberals.

If you want peace, prepare for war.

Criminals love gun control – it makes their jobs easier and safer.

Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

You only have the Rights you are willing to fight for.

The pen is mightier than the sword – unless you are in a sword fight!

Those who live by the sword have a fighting chance.

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don’t.

My Gun? I’d rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

The day they want my guns they’ll have to bring theirs.

An armed society is a polite society.

How can you praise freedom, and condemn that which gains and preserves it?

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first

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