There was a bit of confusion at the local department store yesterday.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the
cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us Seniors a little clearer !!