Thursday, January 31, 2013

Infringed? Only a Little.

You cannot use more than 10 words per sentence.
You cannot use certain words (see list of prohibited words).
You cannot use words without a background check, (wait 5 days for approval).
You cannot use some words with the same meaning but different spelling.
You cannot possess printed or recorded words in public without a permit.
You cannot use words in some places as decided by the local police.
You cannot speak, share, give, or publish, words except through a licensed word dealer.
You cannot read, speak, share, give, publish, possess,or otherwise use words without first paying a tax.

Did we say tax? We mean you must "invest" for the underprivileged.

You still have your First Amendment rights. Your Freedom of Speech has only been infringed a "little bit".

You will smile and move along.  There is nothing to see here.

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