God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change,
the courage to change the one I can,
and the wisdom to know it's me.
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the Courage to change the things I cannot accept, and
the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Lord grant me:
the Serenity to accept that not everything can be found on the Internet...
the Courage to go to the Library
and the Wisdom to evaluate the information I do find.
God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The Good Fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the Eyesight to tell the difference.
God, grant me Serenity to tolerate fools I cannot ignore,Distractions to ignore the ones I can,and Wisdom to know the difference.