Saturday, November 23, 2013

Word of the Day: Irony

Irony 1:
We are chastised not to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics.
It is ironic that we are also encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.

How is that supposed to work?

Irony 2:
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and Food Stamps ever - 47 million people are receiving handouts according to the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, ironically commands us:  "Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is that the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony

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