Friday, August 8, 2014

Bullet Proof Vests Cause Gun Violence in California



You're not gonna believe this one.



California Congressman Mike Honda (a Democrat, of course) has introduced legislation that would prohibit civilians from buying bullet proof vests.  His theory is that without a bullet-proof vest, the bad guys won't commit crimes that might result in the cops shooting at them.

Rep. Mike Honda, D-San Jose, has announced legislation that would block civilians from accessing military-grade body armor to prevent criminals from using them in gun battles with law enforcement.

You think I'm joking?  Well, here it is: https://beta.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/5344/related-bills

Applying Honda's steel-trap logic to other venues would lead to the obvious conclusion that if seat belts and air bags were banned, then miscreant speeders would not speed.

Banning life jackets would prevent boats from sinking.

Banning condoms would eliminate unwanted pregnancy.

How is it possible that a brainless California Congressman can produce such a riotous brain fart?  Yes, I know, the answer is simple - No brain, no pain. No pain for him, lotsa pain for us.

What will those Krazy Kalifornian's ban next - bullet proof perambulators?

 


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