Thursday, March 26, 2015

Justifiable Homicide and a Visit to the Retirement Home

A Cop makes a radio call to headquarters:  

"Hello. Sarge, are you there?"

"Yes. Go ahead."

"We are at the scene, and it looks like a woman has just shot her husband for walking on her freshly mopped floor ."

"Do you have her in custody?"

"No Sir.  The floor is still wet."

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Then there is This one.

During a visit to the retirement home, I asked;

“How do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?”
“Well,” said the manager, “We fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No,” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

1 comment:

  1. Finally! Something Funny! Oh, and something I can relate to since I'm old...