Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Government: Where Hippies Go To Die

This is certainly a contender as one of the most moronic quotes of all time.

Florida State Senator Darryl Rouson of St. Petersburg  was quoted saying this:

“I support the second amendment right to bear arms, but . . . I’m not sure that bringing guns to a gun fight leads to peace or leads to safety.”

Yep - he really is saying not to bring a gun to a gun fight.

I wonder what he would bring instead?

A pocketful of posies?

Or perhaps he'd merely hug the bad guys and sing Kumbaya.

John Kerry, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton

Are you really stunned that the morons who stuck daisies in the barrel of National Guardsmen rifles now want to ban all guns from private citizens?

Monday, June 26, 2017

ISIS Supports Concealed Carry Reciprocity

According To Cyrus Vance Jr., the New York County District Attorney ISIS is in favor of concealed firearms reciprocity.

What a complete and utter moron. Does he think that without this bill, ISIS will not carry guns for fear of violating the law?  I'd be willing to guess that there are plenty of ways to conceal a gun under those hijabs, turbans, burkas, shemaghs, and other funky pajama get-ups worn by many self-respecting terrorist rag-heads.

Why is it that these blithering liberal idiots seem to miss the fact that gun owners are not killing each other in the streets of their own states, or states that have current reciprocity?  Or that states with the harshest and most unconstitutional gun laws also experience the highest "gun crime".

In the minds of liberals, people with gun permits (who are statistically more law-abiding than the police themselves) would somehow freak-out and turn into bloodthirsty psycho-killers once they crossed the boarder into NY.

The stupidity of liberals is absolutely astounding.

You may remember Cy Jr's daddy.  Cyrus Vance Sr. was Secretary of State for the bumbler-in-chief Jimmy Carter. 

Here is the full story:
New York County District Attorney Cy Vance offered some interesting takes on the Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act this weekend, including saying the bill was most likely supported by the Islamic State.

Vance commented on the bill to radio host John Catsimatidis during a Sunday interview on AM 970 in New York. He argued the proposal, which was drafted to treat concealed carry permits like drivers’ licenses nationwide, would make New York City more susceptible to violent attacks.

“If that bill passes, I believe the safety, and the greater safety we have achieved will be at risk,” he said.

The legislation, which now has 200 co-sponsors in the U.S. House of Representatives, would amend federal law to allow lawful gun owners to carry concealed handguns in any state that permits the practice, so long as those individuals are eligible to carry concealed firearms in their home state.

Vance argued an increase in violence could occur if the bill becomes law, as people from states with looser gun laws than New York would be allowed to carry concealed firearms in the city.

“It would be completely legal for a person to bring a loaded gun or guns in New York as long as it was legal to possess them in the person’s home state,” he said. “A guy from Idaho, where there’s no permitting requirement whatsoever, could carry his gun into New York City loaded, into Times Square.”

The prosecutor even went so far as to say that the Islamic State would be in favor of the bill and most likely were following its progression in Congress.

“This bill is supported, I am sure, by ISIS, and let me tell you why and I don’t think I am overstating it,” Vance said.

Though the measure would not affect the purchasing of guns in any state, Vance chose to cite an article from an Islamic State magazine that talked about ways to buys guns in the U.S.

“ISIS points its readers to America and how they could easily obtain guns by going to states where there are no permitting requirements or buy guns in one of the five thousand private gun shows around the country where no background checks are taken,” he said. “So ISIS is paying careful attention to this bill as well.”

Vance added: “I think Congress members have to think long and hard about whether they want to play into the hands of these terrorists. And New York is the number one terror target in the country, John, you know that. We don’t want to have folks being able to buy guns in Idaho, people who radicalize carry them into New York City and be completely legal until they pull the guns out in Times Square and start shooting.”

Monday, June 19, 2017

Looking for a Girl with a Gun and a Job

My better half and I, along with a few thousand of our closest fiends friends, spent last evening with Alice Cooper. It was quite a spectacle to say the least, and a great time was had by all.  One of his "newer" ditties (written over 20 years ago) seemed to actually be the Millennial Snowflake theme song.

Here are the  lyrics

"Lost In America"

I can't get a girl
'Cause I ain't got a car.
I can't get a car
'Cause I ain't got a job.
I can't get a job
'Cause I ain't got a car.
So I'm looking for a girl
with a job and a car.

Don't you know where you are?
Lost in America

I got a mom but I ain't got a dad.
My dad's got a wife but she ain't my mom.
Mom's looking for a man to be my dad.
But I want my mom and dad
to be my real
mom and dad.
 Is that so bad?

Oh, I think I've been had.
Lost in America

Well, I live at the 7-11.
Well, I'm tryin' to play this guitar.
Well, I'm learning "Stairway to Heaven"
'cause Heaven's where you are.

I can't go to school
'Cause I ain't got a gun.
I ain't got a gun
'Cause I ain't got a job.
I ain't got a job
'Cause I can't go to school.
So I'm looking for a girl
with a gun and a job.
(And a house, with cable)

Don't you know where you are?
Hey man, you're...
Lost in America
Lost lost lost
I'm lost 

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Smoking: Bad. Assassination: Good

Smoking is banned on Network TV to prevent kids from seeing it and thinking it is OK.

The same Network TV will, howerver, glamorize, celebrate and graphically present violent murder and mayhem including assassination of the Presdident of the Unitrd States. 

Whats up with that?

The Concept of a Sovereign Nation.

In what country on this planet are non-citizens afforded the same - and even more - rights as citizens?

How can any reasonable discussion be had with someone who doesn’t understand the concept of a sovereign nation.

If this is what the state of liberal-progressive thought has devolved to, Liberal-Progressives are doomed to extinction.  Sadly, they are dragging this country down with them.


Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Virginia Governor McAuliffe says all Americans will be dead in less than 4 days.

Here is a direct and verbatim quote from Terry McAuliffe, the brilliant governor of Virginia.

"There are too many guns on the street. We lose 93 million Americans a day to gun violence."
   - Gov. Terry McAuliffe

At that rate, we will all be murdered and riddled with bullets in just a few days.

Is anyone else at all curious how complete and utter morons like this guy can be elected to public office?

 The above quote was reported by the CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) June 14, 2017.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Anderson Cooper Believes Turds Can Bounce.

Kathy Griffin Bouncing Back

Anderson Cooper has made it clear that he isn’t pleased with Kathy Griffin‘s controversial photo of Donald Trump, but the CNN anchor says he hopes his longtime friend can make a comeback.

Cooper said: “Look, I wish her well and I hope she bounces back and keeps doing what she does best . . .”  according to USA Today.

“People were assuming I was somehow responsible for this and I just felt I should point out that I actually think this is pretty important as somebody who works overseas and, you know, journalists get beheaded and this is not a joke,” he said.

Apparently, Coop believes turds can bounce.