Friday, August 29, 2014

Quote from the OMG Network: "George Bush Never Learned That"

Presidential Press Conference 8-28-2014 excerpt:

"I have no strategy to deal with ISIS, just as I have no strategy to deal with the Ukraine, Libya, the southern border, or anything else beyond the 18th green," he said. "Let me be perfectly clear--I have done nothing. I am doing nothing. And I'm not even planning to do more nothing--because that would actually involve doing something. I learned that at college while not editing the Harvard Law Review.

"As the world descends further into chaos in the coming weeks and months, I will diligently continue to work on my wedge game and putting--because that's where you score. George Bush never learned that. That's because he quit playing golf after 9-11. I can assure the American people that I am not a quitter."

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Saturday, August 23, 2014

The path of the righteous man

After 20 years, Jules Winnfield is still the coolest of the cool. 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Here is the clip:

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Annie Oakley: A True Feminist Icon

“The fact is, guns do more for female empowerment than modern feminism which prefers government as their protector. But legal ownership gives you real power, equalizing the battle between you and evil. Ask any girl: The confidence from learning to shoot a pistol is far superior to any gender studies course, and a stalker is less likely to stalk if you can ventilate his groin. Which is why a whirring bullet is the ideal rape whistle and the real feminist icon should be Annie Oakley, not Sandra Fluke.” – Greg Gutfeld, Guns empower women more than feminism [via]

Friday, August 8, 2014

Bullet Proof Vests Cause Gun Violence in California

You're not gonna believe this one.

California Congressman Mike Honda (a Democrat, of course) has introduced legislation that would prohibit civilians from buying bullet proof vests.  His theory is that without a bullet-proof vest, the bad guys won't commit crimes that might result in the cops shooting at them.

Rep. Mike Honda, D-San Jose, has announced legislation that would block civilians from accessing military-grade body armor to prevent criminals from using them in gun battles with law enforcement.

You think I'm joking?  Well, here it is:

Applying Honda's steel-trap logic to other venues would lead to the obvious conclusion that if seat belts and air bags were banned, then miscreant speeders would not speed.

Banning life jackets would prevent boats from sinking.

Banning condoms would eliminate unwanted pregnancy.

How is it possible that a brainless California Congressman can produce such a riotous brain fart?  Yes, I know, the answer is simple - No brain, no pain. No pain for him, lotsa pain for us.

What will those Krazy Kalifornian's ban next - bullet proof perambulators?